Theater Fan Gifts

'They've redesigned the logo in the wake of funding cuts.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

La cage aux folles

Puppet crime scene.

Countess

Clockwork Doll

Ghostship

Flower Duet

"I don't think this guy is going to work out."

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"I said I was sorry....it worked just fine in rehearsal!"

"The high wire act is here, sir."

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Meryl Streep

Sheeba queen of the shedders

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

Horse eating hat.

"They may have been from Verona, but they certainly weren't gentleman."

'Here comes the King, Lancelot! Quick! -- Scrunch down in there!'

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

Jester Surgeon

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Great, We got a drama queen.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

Daughters on the beach

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Modern Major General

Taking a peek at the audience