Theater Fan Prints

'They've redesigned the logo in the wake of funding cuts.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Puppet crime scene.

Countess

Clockwork Doll

Ghostship

Flower Duet

"I don't think this guy is going to work out."

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

"I said I was sorry....it worked just fine in rehearsal!"

"The high wire act is here, sir."

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Sheeba queen of the shedders

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

Horse eating hat.

"They may have been from Verona, but they certainly weren't gentleman."

'Here comes the King, Lancelot! Quick! -- Scrunch down in there!'

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

Jester Surgeon

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Daughters on the beach

Taking a peek at the audience

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'