Theatre Fan Gifts

'You're so meadow dramatic!'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

"Nice job on the shrew. Tomorrow let's try Hamlet."

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Stage Hand

Southwark Fair.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Daughters on the beach

Modern Major General

Scarpia from Tosca

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Silly wig.

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

A man taking a bow

Tower Hamlets

Orchestra conductor

A pretention of playwrights

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Jester Surgeon

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

Music Hall Dancers

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Circus

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"