Theatrics Fan Gifts

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Daughters on the beach

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

Senta jumps into the sea

Silly wig.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Scarpia from Tosca

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Henrik Ibsen,

Jester Surgeon

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Ghostship

Bette Midler

Meryl Streep

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Tristan and Isolde

Countess

Little ship of horrors

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Scientific Method Acting

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Madonna's London stage debut.

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

South Pork

"Returns"