Theatrics Fan Gifts

'He's faking it. Must be feeling better.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Daughters on the beach

"To be or not to be."

Modern Major General

Senta jumps into the sea

Silly wig.

Scarpia from Tosca

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Henrik Ibsen,

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

Countess

Tristan and Isolde

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Little ship of horrors

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Scientific Method Acting

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'So famous for her amazing fruit covered hats, Carmen Miranda's pineapple shoes were less well known.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Returns"