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"To be or not to be."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Swinging

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Steve McQueen

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Prosecco Peacock

Jester Surgeon

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

David Niven caricature

Ghostship

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

ATM withdrawal

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"I love my luvvie."

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"No, still there."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

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"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

Simultaneous translation.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical