Outdoor Concerts Mugs

"The forecast is good so we've had to ship it in."

'With this annoying sunshine, this is the only way to get the Glastonbury experience.'

Occupational Hazards.

The only way is Sussex...

Just in case its sunny.

Piano in a pond

A Symphony of Penguins

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

Beach Barbecue

"This next one's another oldie."

I love my Timpani

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Taking a peek at the audience

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Man, times have changed.'