Outdoor Events Aficionado Gifts

Jungle Open Air Cinema

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Tommy!"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Allotment

"It's such a lovely day!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Duck Hunt

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"