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Jungle Open Air Cinema

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Allotment

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Tommy!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Duck Hunt

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Tallyho!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'