Outdoor Party Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Party Animals.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Fishing sign.

Beach Barbecue

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”