Summer Party Enthusiast Gifts

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Steak Ted?'

Party Animals.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

His New Grillfriend

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

A man looks up at the earth

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

Beer Parasol.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

The Martini is invented.