Summer Party Enthusiast Gifts

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Party Animals.

'Steak Ted?'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

All dressed up and no place to go

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Beer Parasol.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle