Summer Party Lover Gifts

The perennial summer problem of demons in the barbecue.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On holiday.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Canape?

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Prosecco

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."