Summer Parties Gifts

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

Salsa on a Stick.

BBQ Today All Welcome

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"

'Want to go for a dip?'

Silly Sausages.

Dave always likes to amuse himself by accusing the sausages of heresy before he throws them on the fire!

Dancing and Bunting

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I too prefer these dress optional dos."

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Tell the troops we're stopping for a picnic."

Hot Dog

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

Barbecue Dreams.

Garden Party

Time for a barbeque!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Summer Fling

'Steak too tough, George?'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

"Hold it!"

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

"So...what's a nice grill like you doing in a place like this?"

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"Oh boy, a luau!"