Summer Party Host Gifts

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

An angry barbecue.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Wine Lady

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

The Martini is invented.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Barbecue

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."