Summer Partier Gifts

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Canape?

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

His New Grillfriend

'It's baseball season!'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

The Martini is invented.

The Perfect Cannonball

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Summertime.

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Barbecue

PIna Colada

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"