Summer Celebration Lover Gifts

'The first barbecue is like Christmas for Marmaduke!'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

Polygamists' Picnic

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'It's baseball season!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Go jump in the lake!

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Water Slide

"My feet are cold."