Summer Celebrators Gifts

Summer Berries

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Happy Easter

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Tension filled the tent.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Polygamists' Picnic

Ode to a Grill

'It's baseball season!'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Vaccine Spring

'Nice jingle!'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Glyndebourne

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Picnic with thieves

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"That's the deep end."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Family Barbecue

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Rabbits picknick

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"It's the racket season again!"