Summer Celebrator Gifts

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Hello August

"I've lost my corkscrew!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Happy Easter

Polygamists' Picnic

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Ode to a Grill

'It's baseball season!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Nice jingle!'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Vaccine Spring

Glyndebourne

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"What about the five that fell through?"

Picnic with thieves

Barbecue

An English Gold Field

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Maypole

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"My feet are cold."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"That's the deep end."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Family Barbecue

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'