Summer Celebrator Gifts

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Hello August

"I've lost my corkscrew!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Polygamists' Picnic

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Ode to a Grill

'It's baseball season!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Nice jingle!'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Vaccine Spring

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Glyndebourne

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"What about the five that fell through?"

Barbecue

Picnic with thieves

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

An English Gold Field

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Maypole

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"My feet are cold."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"That's the deep end."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Rabbits picknick

Family Barbecue