Summer Celebrations Gifts

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.

Beach Barbecue

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Pina Coladas

Tension filled the tent.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'