Summer Celebrations Gifts

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Beach con-man.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Holiday time.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Steak Ted?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Bring your own inflatable.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Hiding the electronics.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Tension filled the tent.

Beach Barbecue