Summer Entertaining Gifts

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Holiday time.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Tension filled the tent.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Canape?

His New Grillfriend

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'It's baseball season!'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Lawnmower

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Beer Parasol.