Summer Entertainer Gifts

A modern test of manhood.

Barbecue

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Canape?

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The Perfect Cannonball

Summertime.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'