Summer Entertainer Gifts

A modern test of manhood.

Barbecue

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Canape?

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Camping.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The Perfect Cannonball

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Summertime.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."