Seaside Entertainer Gifts

Punch has a smoking break.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Barbecue

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'I think its being tapped.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Dolphin tricks.

Scene on the English coast.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Shakespeare at the beach ...

The ocean is no place for a star.

No petting in the pool!

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

A modern test of manhood.

'Ha! Fake out!'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

'Old fart and the sea'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'