Seaside Entertainer Pillows

Punch has a smoking break.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Barbecue

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Dolphin tricks.

Scene on the English coast.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

No petting in the pool!

The ocean is no place for a star.

A modern test of manhood.

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'This is totally bananas!'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Old fart and the sea'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'