Seaside Entertainment Gifts

"This is the way to f**cking do it."

Now in Widescreen

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Beach snowman.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Scene on the English coast.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Champagne and Oysters

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Rubber Ring

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Pearl Fishers

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

Making Sandcastles

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Accident near the Pier

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

End of the Pier Show

The world is running out of water. The world is running out of water.