Beach Entertainment Gifts

'Beach entertainment for climbers'

Holiday time.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Building giant sand pies.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"City kids."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Wish you were steer!

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Hero of the Beach?

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"He lives in a block of flats"

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Where the Wild Things Summer

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.