Beach Recreation Gifts

Man Surfing on Skateboard

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

How about going easy on the carbs

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Marco ..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Segregated Beach

Problem Solving

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Building giant sand pies.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Energy saving mode

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"City kids."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'