Seaside Leisure Gifts

Surfer.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

'That was fun!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I love this time of day."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Man fishing with large bait

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Sunbathers.