Seaside Recreation Gifts

Women bathing at the seaside

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

End of the Pier Show

Beach con-man.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

How about going easy on the carbs

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Marco ..."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Problem Solving

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Lighthouse Hammock.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"How's it look back there?"

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Wish you were steer!