Seaside Recreation Gifts

Women bathing at the seaside

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

End of the Pier Show

Beach con-man.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

How about going easy on the carbs

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Marco ..."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Problem Solving

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Wish you were steer!

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'