Beach Entertainment T-Shirts

'Beach entertainment for climbers'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Beach Barbecue

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Building giant sand pies.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"City kids."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Wish you were steer!

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'I win!'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Hero of the Beach?

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"He claims he's teaching me how to catch the frisbee...but I think he just likes doing it!"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"He lives in a block of flats"

Where the Wild Things Summer