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"Where is this 'away' place that you throw things?"

'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Zero Gravity Chairs.

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Baywatch (British style)

Flying the kite in strong winds

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I win!'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Show off!'

Lifeguard at seaside sees child fall off blow up animal in sea, dives in and rescues blow up animal.

Tsunami Evac Route

Beach Cleanup

"Somehow, Mr. Weber, I don't think you're putting a concerted effort into finding a job."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

'Hey kid! You wanna bury somebody in the sand?'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"Another Wordle show-off."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

"Sandpipers."

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

Dog brings diver flippers.

It's a little unorthodox, but I have yet to be attacked by a shark!

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

"The meaning of life is being able to help yourself."

"Stop that!"

Spiked Ball

"Beach Head"

"You've been depressed and now you've got on your swimming trunks. You're not going to do something rash like beach yourself, are you?"