Summer Antics Lover Gifts

"I'm goin' over. Hell, we're already rounding second."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His New Grillfriend

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

Barbecue

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Holiday Aerobics.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Global Warming.

Water Slide

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer