Summer Antics Lover Pillows

"I'm goin' over. Hell, we're already rounding second."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Go jump in the lake!

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Holiday Aerobics.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Barbecue

Global Warming.

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Water Slide

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."

"My feet are cold."