Crazy Antics Lover Pillows

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Stubborn Horse

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Cat scratches dog's car.

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Dog Walking on Stilts

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"