Summer Activities Gifts

The King Can Do No Wrong

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

Summersault/Wintersault.

Lemonade - Passwords.

"Better safe than sorry, son."

Chillaxing!

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'

'What were you sent up for?'

Beer Parasol.

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"Okay - we need to find something for you kids to do this summer..."

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"A summer cold is the worst. I can't even use it to get out of school!"

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

The Busy Gardener

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"It's the deep end."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Dog covering up on the beach.

Cooling off

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Are you coming Charles?"

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"Now, the long running forecast for the coming Ashes series.. "

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

Closed for Summer.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'