Summer Activities Pillows

The King Can Do No Wrong

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

Lemonade - Passwords.

Chillaxing!

'Try doing something constructive this summer, like going out and capturing some of your school clothes.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Well, I can think of one good reason to be happy that summer is almost over!'

'What were you sent up for?'

Beer Parasol.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

"Okay - we need to find something for you kids to do this summer..."

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

The Busy Gardener

"A summer cold is the worst. I can't even use it to get out of school!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"It's the deep end."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

Closed for Summer.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Dog covering up on the beach.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

"Now, the long running forecast for the coming Ashes series.. "

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

Cooling off

"Are you coming Charles?"

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"