Planning Summer Activities Pillows

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Tension filled the tent.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

His New Grillfriend

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Lawnmower

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Camping.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Chillaxing!

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'