Summer Activity Pillows

"When's it gonna be our turn?" "We've been waiting forever. This sucks." "Can we go now? Mom, are you listening?" "I'm thirsty and hungry." "Will you kids be quiet!"

Lawnmower

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Tension filled the tent.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Crowded Ice Fishing

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Summertime

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'It's baseball season!'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'