Summer Activity Gifts

"When's it gonna be our turn?" "We've been waiting forever. This sucks." "Can we go now? Mom, are you listening?" "I'm thirsty and hungry." "Will you kids be quiet!"

Lawnmower

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Tension filled the tent.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Summertime

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'It's baseball season!'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

The Perfect Cannonball

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'