Summer Fun Gifts

Hammock with holes for feet.

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Join me in a cocktail!

Summertime

'Wanna come out and play?'

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

The Interloper.

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Klutz discount day at the amusement park.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Boys in the sea

"True goths don't take the summer off, Brandon."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"You are free...to go! Have a great summer!"

"I'm goin' over. Hell, we're already rounding second."

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Man roasting his satay by the sun.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

"Not exactly a snowman!"

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells "cannonball," you're not coming with me anymore.

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."