Summertime Activities Gifts

"I brought takeout menus."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tension filled the tent.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

His New Grillfriend

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Lawnmower

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'It's baseball season!'

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Chillaxing!