Summer Leisure Pillows

Relaxing in the pool

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Steak Ted?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Marshmallows

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Build a Raft

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Are we there yet?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Try me/try me/try me...

His New Grillfriend

'How very Cumbria.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'