Party Lovers Gifts

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

And of course no holiday party would be complete without the traditional elbow bumping under the mistletoe

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'Hello? Rentokil?'

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

The Lego guy never gets to go out with his friends.

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Dancing and Bunting

New Rules of Etiquette

"Can't you boys... read?"

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Post-pandemic night club.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All dressed up and no place to go

Big Bang Theory.

A Woman Holding Canapes