Home Lighting Mugs

Laga Lamp.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Use your imagination.

Cat Towels

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Home depot."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

American Idle.

'He does lack social skills.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'