Lighting Designer Mugs

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

That's the biggest turn on I've ever seen!

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

Man lighting ceiling candle

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Tedious Romantic.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Who's the artist?"

Candle Moment

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

twist building

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Christmas Dwarves

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Knight Light.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."