Lighting Designer Pillows

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

That's the biggest turn on I've ever seen!

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

Man lighting ceiling candle

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Tedious Romantic.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Candle Moment

twist building

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Who's the artist?"

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Knight Light.

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Illuminating agricultural production

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"I can't wait to put them on."

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

"I'm afraid Mr.Edison is too busy to discuss your idea with you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."