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Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Tedious Romantic.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

It's an iphone rehearsal.

Candle Moment

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"I can't wait to put them on."

Illuminating agricultural production

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Idea/Theory

"My girlfriend got it for me. What? It's not so bad is it? Is it?..."

Cinema. Noah. Did you know an ark theater group put on a play? A chameleon was the costume director, and fireflies were in charge of lighting. What about the performers? The turtles had walk-ons and a hyena provided comic relief. But a sled dog was the big star! He was great in the lead and they had a long run!

Son et lumiere - "Just checking..."

'Environmentalist!'

Book tied to a lamp.

Spot Light

"I'm afraid Mr.Edison is too busy to discuss your idea with you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."