Lighting Technician Pillows

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

TV: 'Now a look at the history of lighting used to create pictures. Please note that this programme contains flash photography.'

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Congratulations on your retirement!

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Battery Lighthouse

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

High speed cinder block

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Tedious Romantic.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fixing the TV.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'