Lighting Technicians Pillows

'So you want a transfer from light fittings.'

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

High speed cinder block

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Fixing the TV.

Tedious Romantic.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'