It's an iphone rehearsal.
Lighting Technician Prints
Celebrate a lighting technician's expertise with eye-catching prints that feature witty quotes or technical illustrations—ideal for framing and displaying in their workspace or home.
'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'
Open Mike for the spotlight operators
"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."
Cinema. Noah. Did you know an ark theater group put on a play? A chameleon was the costume director, and fireflies were in charge of lighting. What about the performers? The turtles had walk-ons and a hyena provided comic relief. But a sled dog was the big star! He was great in the lead and they had a long run!
TV: 'Now a look at the history of lighting used to create pictures. Please note that this programme contains flash photography.'
"And the nominations for electrician's assistant are..."
The Computer Bore
Jack of all trades
Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."
Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
Early cyborg.
STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself
The Not-So Smart Meter
'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'
"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."
Congratulations on your retirement!
"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."
'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''
STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer
Battery Lighthouse
'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'
High speed cinder block
Electronics: Nooks/Crannies
"And this is one of our most poular models..."
'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'
'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'
"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."
Lighting Technician Prints Collection
Lighting Technician Mugs
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Lighting Technician Pillows
Check out our pillows with humorous and appreciative messages for lighting technicians—bring both comfort and laughs into their space.
Lighting Technician T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to honor a lighting technician—fun and stylish designs that showcase their craft with wit and personality.