Light Technician Prints

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"You're such a good listener."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"My homework ate my dog."

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Not-So Smart Meter

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'