Lighting Decorator Mugs

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Painting the Ceiling

"Home depot."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Happy Turkey Day!

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Face Painting.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."